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Celebrity — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:35:30 GMT

Want to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”? [YouTube]
Ellen Barkin shows off her new face [Celebitchy]
Donald Trump insulting Cher now [OMGBlog]
Selena Gomez had to learn to suck something disgusting [StarPulse]
4 leading men strip down [OhLaLa]
Wendy Williams eats fried squirrel [LimeLife]
Imogen Thomas’ breasts do Nuts (NSFW) [Gceleb]
Madonna’s daughter tries to show off her boobs [Drunken ...

Drake Surprises Toronto Once Again To Join Lil Wayne On Stage

Eminem — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 22:20:27 GMT

Drake must’ve enjoyed surprising fans by joining Nicki Minaj on “Moment 4 Life” (and for a lap dance) in his hometown last weekend, because he made another unexpected appearance in Toronto last night — this time with Lil Wayne. The “Good Girls Gone Bad” rapper stopped by Weezy’s I Am Still Music tour at the ... More »

Trailers I Missed This Week

Celebrity — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 22:20:25 GMT

This isn’t a comprehensive list of every trailer that came out during the week. Rather, just the ones I thought were interesting for whatever reason.
First up, Colombiana. It’s another one of those action movies where a waif of a girl, Zoe Saldana, manages to kick the ass of guys three times her size. Not only ...

Joe Jackson Denied Michael's $$$$$ For The Last Time

Gossip — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:22:02 GMT

As expected, Joe Jackson's dreams of inheriting MJ's $$$$ have been dashed!
A Superior Court judge denied Joe the right to receive any of his late son's cash, and he's not allowed to challenge the executors of MJ's will (John Branca and John McClain) any longer.
Thank gawd!
We're so sick of hearing about Joe's shameless [...]

Shauna Sand slipped a nipple

Celebrity — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:22:01 GMT

I don’t even feel right calling that thing a nipple. That’d be an insult to nipples everywhere. But I’m not sure how else to describe it. Frankentits perhaps? It’s like her surgeon stole the nipples off a cadaver and stitched it onto her implants. Regular people probably have normal experiences during their breast enhancements. Shauna’s ...

Rugby Cheerleaders and Weird Truck Spills

Hilton — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:22:02 GMT

Filed under: The Sack Pack Rugby Cheerleaders
The hottest women you never knew existed. (Bleacher Report)

All-Time Best Coaching Meltdowns (Epic Carnival)

World's Largest Bikini Parade (Don Chavez)

Awesome Floor-to-Ceiling Bookshelves (Dornob)

Roomba Pac-Man and ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Batmobile truck, real Quidditch and drunk hedgehogs

Madonna — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:22:00 GMT

Filed under: Asylum Global Checking in with the Asylum bureaus from around the world. Asylum Germany has news about the Batmobile Monster Truck spotted in Barcelona. Asylum Japan reported on the drunken hedgehog, aka the best news story of the year. Asylum France gave us ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Britney Spears disappoints Australia

Celebrity — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:22:01 GMT

Someone convinced Britney to push herself away from the buffet table long enough to tour in support of her new greatest-hits album. Next stop? The lovely country of Australia. Imagine the excitement as the rotund one makes her first sojourn down under. Unfortunately, Popeater.com sums up a nation’s resentment:
Australian music critics have greeted Britney Spears ...

K-Stew Does Something Commendable!

Gossip — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:22:00 GMT

We won't belittle her this - it actually was a nice thing to do.
Kristen Stewart took time out of her busy New Moon promotion schedule to attend the 2009 Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation Walk To Cure Diabetes at Dodger Stadium on Sunday.
The Twilight star joined Sugar Ray Leonard for the event and even looked like [...]

Sesame Street, the best party scenes and sexy X-Factor tears

Madonna — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:22:01 GMT

Filed under: Links Emporium Sesame Street has just turned forty. Enjoy it's best musical moments before it buys a sports car. (Heckler Spray) !!! and Juan Maclean drummer tragically dies. (Harderbloggerfaster) A bill belonging to either Jay-Z or Roman Ambramovich. (The Rap Up) ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Chris had no soul in his eyes

Celebrity — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:22:00 GMT

Rihanna will go into graphic detail of the night Chris Brown temporarily morphed into Ike Turner and smashed her face into a swollen mess. He really can “Transform ya”, ha! According to PEOPLE, Rihanna shares the following in her 20/20 interview,
“He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank. He was clearly blacked-out. ...

Most American Youths Are Unfit to Serve in the Military

Hilton — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:22:00 GMT

Filed under: Health, Happy Hour Hero, News Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

Only 25 percent of those between the ages of 17 and 24 are eligible to enroll in the military, according to a Pentagon report.

The biggest culprit is obesity, which is the major reason 35 ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

This Is Taylor's Musical Monologue

Gossip — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:22:01 GMT

In case you missed the HIGHlarity, check out Taylor Swift's musical monologue while taking over hosting duties on SNL!
Miz Swift gracefully took jabs at both ex Joe Jonas and (of course) Kanye all while charming the crowd.
Check out the adorableness above!

10 things you should never say to a female poker player

Madonna — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:22:02 GMT

Filed under: Women US poker star Vanessa Rousso, a member of Team PokerStars Pro, has over £1.8 million in career tournament earnings. Her biggest win was for £600,000 at the PokerStars European Poker Tour Grand Final in Monte Carlo in May. We were so ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Sharon Osbourne seems nice and time wasters

Celebrity — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:22:00 GMT

Carey Mulligan has forgiven Shia LaBeouf. Awww. [Lainey]
10 things you should never say to a female poker player. [Asylum]
Finally, a movie about softball. [Celebslam]
Alexander Skarsgard gets interviewed. [Just Jared]
Shakira at the Europe Music Awards. [MoeJackson]
Hayden Panettiere gets leggy. [Popoholic]
J. Lo has an old school sex tape. [Celebitchy]
Lil’ Kim’s chained up breasts. [Hollywood Rag]
Kate Winslet is ...

'The Men Who Stare at Goats,' 'The Box,' 'Precious' and More New Movies

Hilton — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:22:00 GMT

Filed under: Entertainment, Tasty Vittles, Movies Required viewing from the week in movies.

"The Men Who Stare at Goats" finds George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey in a quirky war comedy about soldiers who utilize psychic abilities. Great cast and all, but we just can't ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

X-ray voted most important modern discovery

Madonna — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:22:01 GMT

Filed under: Science, Happy Hour Hero, News Our happy hour fact to amaze your pub going pals with. The X-Ray has been declared the most important scientific innovation by London's Science Museum. Almost 50,000 people chose among 10 listed innovations, and voted at the museum's Web site. The ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Weekly recap -- Prisoner heroes and toppling government

Madonna — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:22:01 GMT

Filed under: Weekly Round Up Our weekly cheat sheet on the best of Asylum) Post of the week -- It was never in any doubt, this week. Introducing four prison inmates who are being hailed as heroes for saving the life of a prison guard. Deputy Kenneth Moon was alone at his station ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

'Lego Rock Band,' 'Band Hero,' 'The Force Unleased -- Sith Edition' and More

Hilton — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:21:59 GMT

Filed under: Entertainment, Games, Tasty Vittles Required playing from the week in video games.

"Lego Rock Band" combines the "Rock Band" gameplay you know and love with the utter insanity of playing as Lego versions of rockers like Iggy Pop and David Bowie. If Lego Iggy Pop has little Lego ... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

Shauna Sand sex tape leaks and you does throw up

Celebrity — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:22:00 GMT

What day is today? Thursday? Okay, just wanted to remember the day that I lost my eyesight. IDLYITW has a preview clip of Shauna’s sex tape where she walks around naked on a balcony. Might I say, it’s NSFW. You will see boobies. You will see a naked “woman”. Then, you will see darkness after ...